I teach Ing Lish
Topic: Greetings
Yeah, for more than 3 years, i've been going at it
trying to earn a buck teaching EDL (English as Dylan's Language). Got my students spoutin classics like "gosh-darn, jimminy christmas, a la verga, anyways, anywho, yuck da shmick da smickty shumk, and ask me know questions and i'll tell you no lies". I think my most valuable teaching methods are humiliation and severe beatings.